Bites Burgers
Beef, brioche buns, tomatoes, pickles and thyme on a butcher block

01 — Provisions

Good beef.Beef tallow.

Two things do most of the work here — the beef we buy and the fat we fry in. The rest is pickles, sauce and not lying to you about either.

The bites are Fire River Farms USDA Choice beef. They go on the flattop cold, get flattened once, and come off in ninety seconds with the edges laced into crust. Smashed thin is the whole point — it is why a small burger tastes louder than a big one.

The Big Bite is a different animal: a Wagyu chuck blend, fresh and never frozen. More fat, more give, and it gets the same ninety seconds and the same steel.

Then the fryer, which is the part most places skip. Ours runs on beef tallow — the fries, the truffle fries, the sweet potato fries, the chicken tenders, the mac and cheese bites — all of it. It costs more than oil and it is the reason the fries taste like something.

“If we can't tell you what's in it, it doesn't go in the tray.”

Six mini cheeseburger bites in a kraft paper tray on a steel counter
Six across, paper underneath to catch what runs
Bites
Fire River Farms
USDA ChoiceSmashed thin on contact, so the crust does the talking.
Big Bite
Wagyu chuck blendFresh, never frozen. More fat, more give, same ninety seconds.
Fryer
Beef tallowFries, truffle, sweet potato, tenders, mac bites. Everything that fries.
Griddle
500° flattopNinety seconds. Cheese folded on at thirty. Nothing rests.
Fries
Three waysStraight, truffle, or sweet potato — all out of the same tallow.
Shakes
Hershey's
ice creamFour cereals, one price, sixteen ounces of bad decision.
The list

What goes
in the tray.

No mystery provenance and no invented backstory — if it comes in a box, we say it comes in a box.

Bites beefFire River Farms, USDA Choice — smashed to order, never pre-cookedEvery tray
Big BiteWagyu chuck blend, fresh and never frozenEvery tray
The fryerBeef tallow — fries, truffle fries, sweet potato fries, tenders, mac bitesAll day
FriesStraight, truffle or sweet potato — twice fried, salted the second they landAll day
ChickenMini chicken sandwiches, tenders and the big sandwich — breaded and fried in beef tallowBreaded to order
SaucesBites Sauce, ranch, BBQ, honey mustard, truffle aioli — plus zip and cheese by the cupOn the counter
ShakesHershey's ice cream — Fruity Pebbles, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Oreo, Reese's PuffsSixteen ounces